Naked Obama portraits are the only ones that should count:

Sao Paolo’s Carnival queen, Viviane Castro, presided over festivities with Obama painted on her right thigh and Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva’s face on her left (sinister?).
It’s a political statement to boot! That “For Sale” business scrawled in Portuguese across her belly, along with the two presidents, is supposed to represent the sale of parts of the Amazon to the U.S. (Hint: they’re against it). Worry about that later. though.
For now, pop some Dr. John, grab a few shot of Crown Royal, and feast today, lest tomorrow ye be dead (for 40 days).
We need more statements like this