12
Feb
09

New Ben And Jerry’s Flavors

After deciding on “Yes PeCan” as Obama’s official flavor, our favorite ice-creamin’ hippies opened up the e-floor for suggestions for Dubya’s. Here are some favorites:

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Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut’n Accomplished
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker… Swirl
Iraqi Road
Chock ‘n Awe
WireTapioca
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
imPeachmint
Heck of a Job, Brownie!
Neocon Politan
Rocky Road to Fascism
The Reese’s-cession
Cookie D’oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate… and Torture
Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Chunky Monkey in Chief
WMDelicious
Chocolate Chimp
Bloody Sundae
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands… with nuts

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HAHAHA Ben and Jerry were joking; they don’t name ice creams for war criminals (CaraMengele Crunch, anyone?). The end.

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