Archive for February 15th, 2009

15
Feb
09

A Quick Note To Michael Steele


From his recent interview with CNN:

Let’s get this notion out of our heads that the government creates jobs. Not in the history of mankind has the government ever created a job.

Erm, Mr. Steele, how shall I put this?

You work for the government.

That is all.

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15
Feb
09

Oh, Bless His Heart

Anyone who’s ever spent any time south of the ol’ Mason-Dixon knows a thing or two about smilling through clenched teeth, and how it’s done. Namely, “Bless his/he heart” is a statement that universally follows another statement/revelation/complaint about someone who’s done or said something irretrievably stupid. In that spirit, here’s a happy GOPer from the cradle of the Confederacy, just doing his best, bless his heart:

Oh wait, that’s the twatwaffle who told his campaign team to link Obama with Bin Laden? Forget “bless his heart,” then, and channel Johnny Cash:
Your name is Freder-ICK
And you are a hopeless dick
DAMN YOUR EYES!