18
Feb
09

Oh, Enough With The Ass-Clownery Already

Dear Harry Reid,

What the hell is wrong with you?

Jesus Christ, just look at you. A stiff breeze could knock you over. The maternal part of me wants to feed you an roast beef sandwich and a Guiness, Mormon background or no, and send you outside to play in the sunshine. But it’s not play time just yet; we still need to focus on the job at hand. And that job is serving, not just your constituency, but your nation. I know, I know, it seems daunting, but, hey, that’s why they pay you the big bucks.

Roland Burris has now admitted that he was in cahoots with his godfather, Rod Blagojevich. The extent to which he was involved does. not. matter. He has to go. Now. There is a way to expel him, tough though it may be, and you need to utilize it. That’s what it’s there for, after all!

Now, don’t worry about getting people on board. If you’re uneasy about any of the tough talk, just ask Rahm; he’d love to give this guy the half-fingered salute. But you need to do something.

Your indulgence toward Lieberman was disgusting enough, but, if you stand for this, I’m seriously going to buy a ticket to D.C. and beat you up for your lunch money. Because you’re just so goddamned easy to hit.

Your Future

Your Future

Sincerely,
The Jabberin’ Wookie

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