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Mar
09

13-Year-Old Wunderkind Is The Future of the GOP. Think ACORN’s Already Registered Him To Vote?


Have you ever run into an ex after a nasty breakup and been saddened and stunned by what’s happened to them? Fat and slovenly and a bit crazy, you just really really really feel like you should help, but you know it’s not your place to do so? This is how I’m starting to feel about the GOP already.

Here is the highlight of the all-important CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) Conference in DC. It’s a 13-year-old, making a speech. No, seriously.

Other highlights include Michele Bachman screeching, “You be da man” repeatedly at their negro-in-chief, furries taking over as their main means of protest, and words of wisdom from Joe the Plumber and the much-beloved John Bolton (who suggested shooting congresspeople and nuking Chicago, respectively).

Yeeeaaahhhh, umm…so you look good…it looks like you’ve really been, erm, doing okay, right? Not losing your mind or your grip on reality or anything. Wow, I have to run, but it was…umm, great? to see you.

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1 Response to “13-Year-Old Wunderkind Is The Future of the GOP. Think ACORN’s Already Registered Him To Vote?”


  1. 1 julia
    March 5, 2009 at 23:11

    This just hurts to watch.


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