Michelle Obama’s Arms Are The Most. Important. Thing. Ever.

Egads, man, aren’t we in a deep recession, two possibly un-win-able wars, and general political upheaval, in which we are watching a major political party freefall faster than the stock market? And we really need to keep fucking talking about Michelle Obama’s arms? Can’t we just join hands across America and say enough already?

From today’s actual serious journalistic newspaper, the New York Times.


I’m mean, I’m all for the occasional sanity-saving distraction, but isn’t that why we have people like Britney Spears telling her audience her pussy’s hanging out?


1 Response to “Michelle Obama’s Arms Are The Most. Important. Thing. Ever.”

  1. 1 llabesab
    March 12, 2009 at 00:38

    Wow! A British newspaper, The Telegraph, refers to Michelle Obama as not being human, and no American mainstream media picks up on it. I thought the mainstream media always printed the truth–not that she’s inhuman, but that a major International Newspaper said it. But that’s what you get when you dis a British Prime Minister. I shudder to think what Winston would have said/done if he had been dissed. Maybe that’s why The Anointed One returned his bust. Michelle would have arm-wrestled “HIM” (Godlike qualities require all-caps), and would have won, easily!!

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