12
Mar
09

Hopeless Clown Michael Steele Digs Individual Choice, Baby!


Poor ol’ fail machine, Michael Steele, is at it again, this time accidentally espousing the opposition’s point of view about a cornerstone conservative issue. You can’t really blame him, though. Who the hell really knows what “individual” means? It has, like, 4 syllables or something! And that “choice” word…I’m pretty sure it’s foreign.

L: How much of your pro-life stance, for you, is informed not just by your catholic faith, but by the fact that you were adopted? M: Oh, a lot. Absolutely. I see the power of life in that. I mean, and the power of choice! The thing to keep in mind about it, uh, you know, I think as a country we get off on these misguided conversations that throw around terms that really misrepresent truth. L: Explain that. M: The choice issue cuts two ways. You can choose life or you can choose abortion. You know, my mother chose life. So, you know, I think the power of the argument of choice boils down to stating a case for one or the other. L: Are you saying you think women have the right to choose abortion? M: Yeah. I mean, again, I think that’s an individual choice. L: You do? M: Yeah. Absolutely. L: Are you saying you don’t want to overturn Roe v. Wade? M: I think Roe v. Wade–as a legal matter, Roe v. Wade was a wrongly decided matter. L: Okay, but if you overturn Roe v. Wade, how do women have the choice you just said they should have? M: The states should make that choice: that’s what the choice is. The individual choice rests in the states. Let them decide. He’s lucky he went on and on about how he loves killing babies, or people might have noticed how he also said being gay isn’t a choice, or how Obama’s inauguration was/wasn’t moving for him, because he doesn’t get caught up like that/was honored, but how he reached out to Obama after his election to the Senate brother-to-brother…oh, who can keep track of all the epic failing in that interview? Oh, Michael, I will miss you when the revolution comes. You are an idiot, but a seriously hilarious one. I doubt I’ll have such warm and fuzzy giggle moments reading comments made by your horrifyingly racist successor, Katon Dawson.

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