Sarah Palin Mean-Girls McCain Staffers When It’s Time To Pray. Just Like Jesus Would.

Hurray! The comedy gods have heard my pleas for more hilarity, and have responded with a veritable onslaught of stupid remarks/ideas by the functionally retarded part of the GOP base.

First, there was Michele Bachmann, who proposed a bill to ensure nobody ever even thinks about changing our beloved currency to Esperan-dough or whatever. Because she’s crazy AND too stupid to know that the international reserve’s currency is not the currency we exchange for goods and services. Yay!

This, however, is much more delicious to those of us who’ve actually read the Bible. Über Christian, Sarah Palin, just said the following about the backstage DRAMA before the V.P. debate:

“So I’m looking around for somebody to pray with, I just need maybe a little help, maybe a little extra,” she said of the moments before the debate. “And the McCain campaign, love ’em, you know, they’re a lot of people around me, but nobody I could find that I wanted to hold hands with and pray.”

Lepers? Sure. Prostitutes? Absolutely. People who may not realize what a GODDAMNED SUPERSTAR they’re dealing with??? That’s where Jesus would draw the line too.


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