Rick Perry Is Obviously A Secret Liberal , Wants Texas To Secede Also

Gawd, Rick Perry, you are seriously amazing. Here I thought you were a die hard conservative, but then I read your diatribe against the government intrusion on our personal lives:

I believe that our federal government has become oppressive in its size, its intrusion into the lives of our citizens…

Which is, of course, why you support gay marriage and hate wire-tapping, right?

So then you start in on why Texas should secede, which the most extreme of liberals have been craving since the Bush legacy began.

[After a teabagging rally, while] answering news reporters’ questions, Perry suggested Texans might at some point get so fed up they would want to secede from the union, though he said he sees no reason why Texas should do that.

“There’s a lot of different scenarios,” Perry said. “We’ve got a great union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that. But Texas is a very unique place, and we’re a pretty independent lot to boot.”

What next, Governor Perry? Are you going to start opining that Trig Palin is not actually Sarah Palin’s son? Maybe team up with Dennis Kucinich to try to retroactively impeach Bush and Cheney? Lunch with Bernie Saunders?

Gotta say, though, for once that every-present Bushian response to dissent (“Why do you hate America?”) seems aptly applied.


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