23
Apr
09

Would You Pay To Waterboard Sean Hannity?

Oh, God, a thousand times YES!!!!!!!! This torture business may be causing me sleepless nights, due to the sheer enormity of the evil we’re talking about, but at least it’s leading to hilarious developments now and again.

First, Christopher Hitchens got waterboarded, an act suggested by his editor because of Hitch’s reputation as a total asshole spectacular journalist:

And now, even douchier Sean Hannity just offered to be waterboarded for charity.

From Charles Grodin (he has a show?):

GRODIN: You’re for torture.

HANNITY: I am for enhanced interrogation.

GRODIN: You don’t believe it’s torture. Have you ever been waterboarded?

HANNITY: No, but Ollie North has.

GRODIN: Would you consent to be waterboarded? We can waterboard you?

HANNITY: Sure.

GRODIN: Are you busy on Sunday?

HANNITY: I’ll do it for charity. I’ll let you do it. I’ll do it for the troops’ families.

Is this what “hopegasm” feels like?

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3 Responses to “Would You Pay To Waterboard Sean Hannity?”


  1. 1 Chitra
    April 23, 2009 at 23:10

    What’s with the background music? Is that supposed to be part of the torture??

  2. 2 sean
    April 25, 2009 at 03:31

    last time i checked, waterboarding was used to make people talk.

    who the hell wants to hear sean hannity talk?


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