GOP Want Dana Perino To Blow Advise Them

Politico’s got a shocking headline up, claiming that the GOP is looking to Dubya’s aides (read: the asshats who got them into this ditch) for help.
Former White House press secretary Dana Perino, former Bush counselor Ed Gillespie and former White House deputy press secretary Tony Fratto are among those set to provide words of wisdom to House Republican press secretaries at their annual workshop this Friday.

GOP House Conference Communications Director Matt Lloyd said Perino, Gillespie and Fratto represented “the gold standard for Republican communications professionals” and were obvious choices to advise the party’s messengers…

“We are battle-tested,” said Perino, who was Bush’s last press secretary.

No, Dana. You’re just cute as a button is all. And, seeing as there are still some straight members of the Republicans yet (5%?), that’s all ya gotta be.


4 Responses to “GOP Want Dana Perino To Blow Advise Them”

  1. May 4, 2009 at 12:39

    The GOP never fails to amuse me

  2. 2 IndependentVoter
    September 2, 2009 at 02:45

    Well, when you consider that at least she can construct a coherent sentence, maybe Gibbs should be the one taking lessons from her, not the repubs. What was Obama thinking?

    • 3 jabberinwookie
      September 24, 2009 at 11:08

      I think the phrase “coherent sentence” should maybe be replaced by “silky-yet-effortless bob” in your remarks, and you’ll be dead on. FTFY.

  3. 4 Mike
    May 28, 2010 at 05:48

    Got to love the irony of the left.

    The following words should be sufficient enough to accurately depict the hapless Democrats: feckless, avaricious, duplicitious, imperious, deceitful, and leeches.

    Bottom line is, start paying taxes Futile then you can talk.

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