17
May
09

Onward, Christian Soldier: Rumsfeld’s Super-Creepy Stash Of Jesus-Lovin’ War Porn Released

It was reported a few days ago that Robert Draper at GQ had gotten hold of some memos that Rumsfeld used to hand every morning to Bush. The real news was that they were basically propogandic pictures, headlined with biblical quotations, all geared towards keeping the Idiot-Man-Child-In-Chief happy about how duckily goeth the War on Terror.

Well, the article’s dropped. And the memos? Creepier than I’d thought. Case in point:

GQ

On the morning of Thursday, April 10, 2003, Donald Rumsfeld’s Pentagon prepared a top-secret briefing for George W. Bush…

On this particular morning, [the cover] showed the statue of Saddam Hussein being pulled down in Firdos Square, a grateful Iraqi child kissing an American soldier, and jubilant crowds thronging the streets of newly liberated Baghdad. And above these images, and just below the headline secretary of defense, was a quote that may have raised some eyebrows. It came from the Bible, from the book of Psalms: “Behold, the eye of the Lord is on those who fear Him…To deliver their soul from death.”

This mixing of Crusades-like messaging with war imagery, which until now has not been revealed, had become routine. On March 31, a U.S. tank roared through the desert beneath a quote from Ephesians: “Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” On April 7, Saddam Hussein struck a dictatorial pose, under this passage from the First Epistle of Peter: “It is God’s will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men.”

After my initial vomiting in my own mouth, I must admit…this made me laugh. Because of a blind item I recently read:

Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed by a porn star and a dominatrix? Back in 2004, a dominatrix at New York club enlisted the porn star’s help in humiliating her mostly-straight client…who was kneeling down on the floor naked. The porn star recognized him immediately: “He had a muscular build and looked quite young… The dude peers up at me from the mat. I more than recognize the dude. I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years. (He was also in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue 2003. Not the cover model, though). Jesus loves me! I can’t believe I get to fuck this guy. What the fuck?! I can’t believe this guy is into such a heavy scene! The second my dick enters him, he arches his back and he starts singing at the top of his lungs, “Onward Christian Soldier”.

Was Rumsfeld or Bush ever Sexiest Man Alive?

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1 Response to “Onward, Christian Soldier: Rumsfeld’s Super-Creepy Stash Of Jesus-Lovin’ War Porn Released”


  1. May 21, 2009 at 03:14

    Ok, had to tell you the title of the post made me laugh.

    But, then I stopped….just when I thought I couldn’t be creeped out by the previous administration anymore…


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