02
Jun
09

But Will They Serve Kosher Hot Dogs?

Obama’s inviting Iran to a 4th of July BBQ at the White House, an act so magnanimous and hand-extend-y that the conservative right is sure to explode. Which is his plan. So he can save money on fireworks. Anywhere to pinch a penny in this economy, right?

Anyway, I am going on the record now to say I will personally assume the debt our stimulus package will accrue, if only these are on the menu:

Because a good hot dog = world peace on a bun.

This actually reminds me of a joke. Two Iranian friends arrive on American shores on the 4th of July. They are both excited to assimilate as quickly as possible, and make a bet to meet one year later to see who’s done a better job. The next year, they meet up as planned. The first man says, “I just came from a big barbecue at my neighbor’s house, where we ate a ton of hamburgers and hot dogs, then played frisbee and watched fireworks. Pretty American, right?”

His friend responds, “Fuck you, towel-head.”

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4 Responses to “But Will They Serve Kosher Hot Dogs?”


  1. June 6, 2009 at 12:35

    Was giggling about the weiners…then saw the joke. LOL

  2. June 6, 2009 at 12:37

    funny because it’s sadly true. (stupid computer didn’t let me finish typing)
    damn those extra SWedish vowels and misplaced puncuation.


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